random talk of a fool

I was sitting at Village Inn last night with Crazy Cat Lady, who was remarkably catless at the moment. When a rather loud individual sat down in the booth behind me. He carried on for a bit about how he had to get a blow job... this bit seamed to go on and on with him cat calling any girl who had the misfortune of passing him.
He finally moved on to a new subject witch was his disgust at a business for firing his friend. Apparently his friend had a felony witch he neglected to mention... from stealing an... Ice cream truck.
Well I suppose if your going to steal something you might as well make it something that is easily noticed and doesn't move too fast.
He carried on threw the rest of the evening returning to his first comments and making lewd comments.